Hi friends and people I am ashamed to share Al Gore’s internet with.  After a trying few months, we are finally bach in a big way.  I am still going to be mad online.  I am still going to gamble away my kidney come football season. I am still going to complain about my miserable job and how much I despise working in the homeless Valhalla that is Manhattan. And I am still going to hold Mookie responsible for sticking his mushy little fingers all over my winners.

All in all, let’s just not take ourselves so seriously, have some fun, and send your bookie down a dark and terrible path comparable only to the Bataan Death March.