Last week I went 6-5-1 in my college football picks, I didn’t tweet them out because I’m a loser but nonetheless that’s what happened.

NFL picks dropping tomorrow, probably. Or maybe I’ll just tweet them. @jackwytaske

Probably gonna go 8-0 this week;

Auburn -10 home versus Mississippi State, also my FTB parlay pick (2 Units)

I hate Bo Nix so much, but god damn if he isn’t good at football. Also Mississippi State stinks. Auburn is 4-0 ATS this season, and they’ll continue it this weekend. Go Tigers

ISU -2.5 @ Baylor

I’m probably betting Iowa State the rest of the season, so call me a homer. We lost to Iowa last week on the single worst football play I have seen in quite some time. Baylor, while 3-0, hasn’t beaten anyone of relevance. Clones 2-1 ATS this season, while Baylor is 1-2. Cyclone Warning in Waco this Saturday.

Michigan -27.5 home versus Rutgers

I bought a half point to get it inside the football number, however I don’t think I’ll need it. This is a revenge game for Big Blue after getting embarrassed by Wisconsin last week. Michigan is 0-3 ATS this season but we’re looking for a turn around in a big way. Michigan by 100 probably.

Penn State -6 @ Maryland (2 Units)

Did I believe in the Terps after scoring 150+ points in the first 2 weeks? Absolutely. But after being exposed as frauds by TEMPLE, my fairy tale is over. Penn State is still very much in the hunt for the Big 10 title. This is probably my second favorite pick all weekend.

U41.5 ASU @ Cal

Neither of these teams particularly scare me points wise so I’m gonna take this number and run before Vegas moves it.

BYU -2.5 @ Toledo

BYU got steamrolled last week 45-19 by Washington, so they need a bounce bach win in a huge way. Toledo is the perfect opponent for said bounce bach. BYU is 4-0 ATS in their last 4 road game while Toledo is only 1-4 in their last 5 non-conference games. Toledo stinks- Go Cougs.

Nevada -2.5 home versus Hawaii

I’ve been patiently waiting for Malik Henry to get serious playing time since falling in love with the kid on Last Chance U. Hawaii’s QB Cole McDonald is a turnover machine and I fully expect Nevada to take advantage of that more than once. I’ll probably also tease the under in this game as well.

There they are in all their glory. If you’re smart you’ll parlay them and make a shit-load of money. If you’re a dummy you’ll fade them. Simple as that. Either way let me know on twitter what you’re playing this weekend and if you take my picks and become rich don’t forget to tip your dealer.

Seriously considering going to Philly on October 6th to watch Mookie get drenched by ketchup and mustard while wearing a Fitzpatrick jersey, I’ll keep you guys updated on those movements.