After months of the city of Philadelphia taking my advice from my last Ben Simmons blog, Ben Simmons has shown us what we all have been waiting for. The real second coming of Christ, his 3-point shot is here.
Yes I know this is against a Chinese team, but still a basketball team none the less. Ben got cheated on publicly by Kendall Jenner, said peace I gotta win a ‘chip and now has the missing piece to this superstar puzzle. The East belongs to Philly if Ben decides to make more than 10 three’s this year. That silky, sleek, smooth jumper gets those 2 white parallel bars under my balls I call legs tingle and makes my stomach knot up with hope & joy.
Trust Ben Simmons, Trust the Sixers, and Trust the Process.
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