I played some hoops at my local university recreation center (aka The Lab) the other day and I came to the realization that I’ll be able to hit foul shots until I die.

I went 8/10 from the charity stripe which is typical for a seasoned CYO B-Team player like myself. I can be in any outfit, any gym with any net. Double rims, no net, doesn’t matter. I’ll be automatic, and by that I mean at least 70% from the line.

NBA players who can’t shoot at least 60% deserve a one way ticket to the G-League. But if they need some help on their form, Barney Buckets will show them the ropes.