Let’s just get this out of the way early, Clay Travis fucked sucked long before this virus spread throughout every inch of the fucking globe. And yes, I will gladly admit I hate follow Clay Travis so go fuck a doorknob before ya tweet at me to just not follow him.

The biggest problem with Clay Travis is that he has never met someone smarter than him. He walks into every room and immediately thinks he’s the smartest guy. I specifically say guy because let’s be honest, do we really think he’s the top of guy to say something nice about women? He’ll never admit it and he’ll always try to play the humble card but deep down in the core of his bones, he thinks he’s the smartest person in the world.

Come on dude. The sad part is that he’s not joking.

Since all of this madness started in the beginning of March, Clay Travis was beating the “this isn’t a big deal” drum like he was Ringo fucking Starr. Full disclosure, at the same time I didn’t think it would ever escalate to this level but the piece of shit was just so smug and arrogant about it. Don’t just take my word for it – see for yourself.

Like imagine being this fucking dumb. He saw one chart did simple math in his head and swears he’s fucking right. Dont worry, Clay Travis M.D. is about to drop us some concrete numbers of himself.

Jesus Christ this guy flat out fucking sucks. My dad just turned 60, has diabetes and a bad heart. I cant see him for probably the next month because I’m heading back to work already. I’m sick to my stomach that my dad isn’t taking this serious enough while this arrogant cunt is locked up in his big ass house in Nashville talking about his great hair and sucking Trump’s dick.


One of the VERY few positives that have come out of us being asked to stay home and practice social distancing, is that it feels like we are all in this together. If we just hang tough and look out for our neighbors as much as we look out for ourselves we will get through this together. It really feels like it’s everyone together battling the virus.

Except no – Clay Travis has to make any progress made as a way to boot lick Donald Trump. Like imagine trying to make this political. Read the fucking room my guy!

I also promise this isn’t me being pissed off that he’s praising Trump.

I don’t give a fuck about Trump, I agree with shit he says and I disagree with a lot of what he says. The president of the United States makes no impact in 99% of the American population. If this country gave half the fucks they do for local government as they do picking between Bernie and Trump, we’d be in a much better position as a whole.

That’s enough from me up on my soapbox; Clay Travis ain’t gonna ruin all of my Monday. Ernie’s whipping up shrimp scampi tonight for dinner.

Seacrest out.

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