After Pani opened up to the world that his girlfriend is attracted to Adam Sandler, I got to thinking that I look like another Hollywood comedy legend, Will Ferrell.
Those of you who know me know I’ve been compared to Ferrell before, but for those of you who don’t know what I look like, here’s the breakdown. Tall, lanky, blonde jew-fro, and pale as a sheet of computer paper. Some people out there, the haters, think those are awful qualities to have, but not my look-a-like Will and I.
So where does this leave me now? Could I fill in as a younger version of him for any upcoming projects he’s working on? Perhaps. Or maybe I can wait a few years and then make sequels to all his movies. I could be the guy to revive Chazz Michael-Michaels, Ricky Bobby, Jackie Moon, etc, and they’d all be back because of Barney Hollywood.
If you read this Will, let me know so we can get crackin’ on a new film. Even though I look like you, my bank statement does not look like yours, and if you ain’t rich, you poor.
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