I pen this blog with a heavy heart. It brings me no joy to announce to the world that Daniel Boy Cane has died, effective Monday July 6th at midnight.
How can someone’s death not be effective for a full weekend if he’s already dead you ask? Simple. DBC has preemptively retired from twitter.
Major announcement pic.twitter.com/6XAMw84Auv— Daniel (@dannyboycane13) July 2, 2020
That right there is MANDATORY listening. I cannot tell a lie. When DBC announces his own death a weekend in advance, I shed a tear. Danny is a national treasure and it’s truly a shame we won’t be able to get his instant reaction on the latest Miami Hurricanes football story, but some birds just aren’t meant to be caged.
Danny, while I urge you to reconsider this decision, I will respect your wishes either way. RIPIP for now my friend. Gone (on Monday July 6th at Midnight) but never forgotten.
THE KING IS DEAD. LONG LIVE THE KING.