I write this with a bit of disdain and regret in my own self. Primarily due to the horrific displays of Big Boards I’ve given out the past few outings. It’s been nothing short of rubbish. It’s been so bad that I almost considered putting the Big Board down, like an old dog who gave you laughs and happy moments, but needs to be in a better place.

We’ve all had a tweet like this. Super emotional, soft, maybe a slight inclination of a sub-tweet at a scorned lover, and at 1 AM no less. Clearly, I needed to mix in a water, and hit the hay to sleep on such a big decision. Per usual, my beauty sleep paid off, and paying you guys off with winners from the Big Board WILL NOT be put to a premature death.

Without further ado, the new and improved, Barney Footy Big Board.


Sheffield United have been good since the restart, and they are running up against maybe one of the worst teams since the restart in Everton. In their last 4 games, Everton has secured only 2 points, and has scored a lousy 2 goals. Sheffield ML is the play at +115.

Serie A

HUGE MATCH ALERT. This pretty much seals the Serie A title for Juventus if they can beat 4th place Lazio. Juve ML might be the smart play here, but something about this game screams draw. Old habits die hard, and the Barney Footy draw is older than time itself. Juve/Lazio draw at +325. Also going to take the Over of 3 goals at +100 odds.


The Union are poised to win a Cup. No one is believing in us, and that’s totally fine with me. Both the Union and Orlando have locked up Knockout Round spots, but still plenty to play for in this one. You already know I’m rolling with my Union at +140.



Sheffield United ML +115

Juve/Lazio Draw +325

Juve/Lazio Over 3 goals +100

Philly Union ML +140