There are a few things that let you know you are a trash human living in the Philadelphia area.

You probably have verbally, and most likely physically, attacked someone at the Lincoln Financial Field, you chug Twisted Tea Lites, and for some reason you worship gas station cuisine.

I have decided to put my journalism degree to the test. Go out in the field, investigate the greatest gas station food there is to offer, and probably do some live scratch-off’s while we’re at it.

I present the first episode of Pani’s Guide to Gas Station Delicacies Episode 1.