MLS Big Boards and Brit Boards flying around on the same day? All while being written post-surgery in a sling and (allegedly) on pain killers for the shoulder? Your average joe blogger wouldn’t have the gall to pull a move like that. They don’t have the moxie to make hard choices. Thankfully I don’t quit on the Big Boards, just like they’ve never quit on us. EPL in the morning, MLS later in the day, and we got College Football all day. Have yourselves a Saturday, and as always, let’s ride lads!

Game of the day Saturday is City v. Spurs. Pep just got a 5-year extension, and ya never know what to expect with Spurs. Whenever City are slight favorites against anyone besides Liverpool, you’re a fool if you don’t take the juice. City ML -125.

Chelsea play lowly Newcastle, while Manchester United play West Brom. Look for the big boy clubs to roll Saturday. Chelsea and and United are the big boy club parlay (BBCP) at -105. I wanted to throw Aston Villa in the BBCP, but I’ll just take Villa solo at +120 money line against Brighton.

Moving onto the Lords Day, I’m on my knees praying the match of the day will end in my famous Barney Big Board draw. Liverpool are heavy favorites at -105, but they are incredibly banged up. Like Philadelphia Eagles banged up. Leicester is a top club this year too. Give me the draw between Liverpool and Leicester City at +270. Other things I’m on Sunday are Everton ML -105 against the worst team in the EPL (Fulham), and I like Arsenal in a shootout at +120 against Leeds.

Monday is a day reserved for my squads. I ride or die for Crystal Palace and Wolves. So bet your sweetass I’m throwing units on both of them. Crystal Palace ML +175 and Wolves ML +130. May even throw them in a Barney’s Clubs Parlay at +530.

Enjoy the slate lads, enjoy the weekend, and if you aren’t in a sling like ya boi, enjoy your full -range of motion and mobility.