The April gambling showers are over. May money showers are now upon us. Action on both sides of the pond today. Boardies, buckle up.

Starting in England, we are going back to our roots. The big boy club parlay is back. Throwing Chelsea, Man City, and Tottenham (who play on Sunday) together for a money line parlay at +130. Going out swinging in my efforts to fade Liverpool. All over Manchester United against them at +170 on the money line.

Moving back to the good side of the pond, it’s a loaded day of MLS action. Still extremely early in the season so it’s tough to see who’s going legit and whose a big ‘ol fraud. FC Cincinnati is the biggest fraud of all time. They are the biggest joke in all of professional sports, and I don’t think that statement is even slightly exaggerated. All over Orlando -1 at -120. Game of the day for me is LAFC against Houston. We know LAFC are going to put on a show, but Houston is showing all the doubters that they aren’t the team they were last season. I’m still gonna lean LAFC ML at +130, but I’ll take the over of 3.5 goals at -105.

Bonus live line play in the Philadelphia Union ML against NYCFC.

Another day of footy coming tomorrow. Enjoy the Derby as well. I can’t bet in humans correctly so I avoid the ponies. Kick it easy lads.