After a week off…we still stink. I tweeted out my card Sunday am that included 7 anytime TDs on my way to the golf course. Only one of the clowns crossed the endzone and I shot 93. Bad day all around! Wasn’t able to watch any of the 1 and 4 pm games so it’s like it never even happened. My record for the NFL szn through Week 4 is a sad 12-29 down about 13 units. BUT THAT’S OKAY BECAUSE THE JETS WON! Don’t let Saleh and the boys get hot. Jets and Pats have the same record…take that Mr. Mac and Cheese! 


Let’s get into TNF: 

Finally, a solid Thursday Night Football game that will be exciting. Primetime games in Seattle are always top notch. Stafford and the Rams travel north to take on the 12th man. My sources say Chris Carson will not play so the Hawks will be throwing the ball 50+ times. Jalen Ramsey is DK’s father so that means it’s Tyler Lockett SZN! I have loved Tyler since 2013…

*I should be an NFL scout*

Cooper Kupp has been an unreal safety blanket for Matt Staff but does that continue Thursday night? Probably but I’d rather see DJax catch a 75 yard slant for a TD. The Hawks are getting 2.5 points at home and the o/u is currently at 53.5. Seahawks will be wearing their ugly all neon green uni’s tonight. Eventhough they are gross they are 4-0 in them. H2H Stafford is 1-3 vs Russ and that one win came in 2012 which was also their first meeting. (I am pretty sure these stats are correct but don’t quote your boy) Yes yes, we all know that the Lions sucked when Staff was there but stats are stats (if true). I love Matt Stafford with McVay but can’t fade Wilson at home, under the lights, in color rush uni’s. And fuck it – points points points.


Picks: 

Seahawks ALT -1.5: +120

Over 53.5

Russel Wilson Over 300 Yards: +174

Tyler Lockett 2 TDS: +650

Tyler Lockett Over 100 Yards: +300

Most receiving yards in the game: Tyler Lockett +450

DeSean Jackson Anytime TD: +420

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