Ladies and Gentlemen we are back with some losing….I mean winning picks for tonight’s Thursday Night Football game. Before we get into who is scoring the first TD let’s first say that Amazon games suck. The worst part about TNF being on Prime and Twitch is that my very tech savvy parents call me every Thursday asking how they can watch. Dear Amazon, I love talking to my parents but not about your shit streaming platforms! Only 11 more years of TNF on Prime! Fuck you Bezos

Alright that’s enough about Bezos and my rents, let’s get into the game. Are the Dolphins for real? Does Burrow still have a Superbowl hangover? My source says he saw Burrow take some Advil this week so hangover no more! The Fins are not for real. The Ravens were blowing them out before Tua went crazy in the 4th and the Bills should have won that game last week without any DBs. I hate the number 3.5 in this game so why not be educated and just take the Bengals ML.

Now the fun stuff:

1.8u Bengals ML -180

1.1u Over 48 -110

1u River Cracraft 1st TD +3100

1u Joe Burrow 1st TD +2800

1u Tee Higgins O 70 Rec yards +108

1.1u Raheem Mostert 0 8 Rec yards -110

1u Eli Apple INT +680

.5u Overtime +1360

YTD Record

3-8 -2.92u

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