What We Know After MLS Rivalry Week
Barnes
You all definitely missed Rivalry Week. I’m not offended, just disappointed. You all watched Florida beat Miami (side note: Felipe Franks is a jerkoff) or watched MLB Player’s Weekend with...
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Wednesday Worst: LLWS Parents
Barnes
As summer winds down we get the chance to re-live our true glory days as an athlete through ESPN’s coverage of the Little League World Series. This week is the...
Stop Vodka-Sprite Shaming Me
Barnes
Lately I’ve been a victim of Toxic Masculinity while also being attacked by women of the #MenCan’tHaveMyDrink movement for appropriating female culture by ordering my favorite drink at the bar;...
Things I’d Give Up For a Ben Simmons Jumper
Barnes
With the emergence of Ben Simmons summer workout videos which have revealed a plethora of fancy turnaround jumpers and DEEP three pointers we have something to get somewhat excited...